This was one of the many funniest moments in my life. I was staying with my aunt in New York City.I had a small job at Brooklyn law School running one of the switchboards.Imagine a college during the summer. I do nothing. I answer maybe 10 phone calls per day. I did have one interesting phone call the other day:
Me: "Good morning, Brooklyn Law School."
Lady: "Um, yes, hello. I was told to call here to get some advice on my case."
Me: "Ok, ma'am, well if you'll just hold on.."
Lady: "See I just had this baby. Well I went to the doctor in February and he said I wasn't pregnant..."
Me: "Uh-huh."
Lady: "And so see I just had a baby last month. So see I wanna take this doctor to court for tellin' me I wasn't pregnant."
Me: "Uh-huh."
Lady: "See you know how you be gettin when you get pregnant? You.."
Me: "No ma'am, I really don't."
Lady: "Well when you be gettin pregnant yo vagina--"
Me: "Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. As much as I would love to hear about your vagina, I can't help you. Hold please and I'll transfer you."
Even in a boring job, you have your moments.
Me: "Good morning, Brooklyn Law School."
Lady: "Um, yes, hello. I was told to call here to get some advice on my case."
Me: "Ok, ma'am, well if you'll just hold on.."
Lady: "See I just had this baby. Well I went to the doctor in February and he said I wasn't pregnant..."
Me: "Uh-huh."
Lady: "And so see I just had a baby last month. So see I wanna take this doctor to court for tellin' me I wasn't pregnant."
Me: "Uh-huh."
Lady: "See you know how you be gettin when you get pregnant? You.."
Me: "No ma'am, I really don't."
Lady: "Well when you be gettin pregnant yo vagina--"
Me: "Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. As much as I would love to hear about your vagina, I can't help you. Hold please and I'll transfer you."
Even in a boring job, you have your moments.
